A kind offer!

We're in quite a fortunate position at Tees Tigers to have a Germany lady in our club who one day whilst training made a fatal mistake...

She suggested that it might be a good idea to be able to insult foreign players that we might meet in their own language. I thought that this would be a wonderous idea and offered to obtain the best insults for her to translate, so here's your chance to ask a teacher what the German for "insult rude word here" is.

Remember not to be too rude as this is an open forum and don't actually want to upset everyone and mainly because it would be funnnier to ask a 130kg German if he has a home hair cut, or tell him that his mam buys cheap shoes rather than anything too naughty, so work away and we can see what Ros can come up with!

Happy insulting!

Nicky
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i need to know two things: "Look i have the ball and am about to score" and "Look i have scored, yay!!"

how does my paddling technique look from back there?

"I'm the good looking twin", "How many of them do I get for a Euro", "be gentle with me"